Can somebody please explain how,with a record like this, GWB got to become President?

RESUME OF GEORGE W. BUSH





1600 Pennsylvania Avenue


Washington , DC 20520





EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:





LAW ENFORCEMENT





I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under


the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my


driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.





MILITARY





I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to


take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By


joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.





COLLEGE





I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.


I was a cheerleader.





PAST WORK EXPERIENCE





I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.





I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.


I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The


company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.


I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.


With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry,


including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.





ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS





I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,


making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.


During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most


smog-ridden city in America.


I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.


I set the record for the most executions by any governor in


American history.


With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my


father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.





ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT





I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a


criminal record.


I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over


one billion dollars per week.


I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.


Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in


U.S. history.


I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in


any 12-month period.


I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.


I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of


the US stock market.


In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their


jobs and that trend continues every month.


I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any


administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza


Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.


I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.


President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for


receiving the most corporate campaign donations.





My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best


friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.


My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys


to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.


I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against


investigation or prosecution.


More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.


I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and


refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.


I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.


I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded


government contracts.


I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any


President in U.S. history.


I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest


bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.


I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.


I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations


remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.


I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.


I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"


detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.


I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations


election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).


I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any


President since the advent of television.


I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.


After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the


worst security failure in U.S. history.


I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade


Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S.the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.


I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.


I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,


pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.


I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut


in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime.


In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for


attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.


I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans


(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.


I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.


I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.





RECORDS AND REFERENCES





All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my


father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.


All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my


bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.


All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,


attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and


unavailable for public review.|||Don't blame me, I voted for Ralph Nader. I've been begging my representatives to Impeach this blistering SSI-case since the day AFTER his first "election."





I'm dumbfounded only in that there are still people who support Doofus. Unreal.





We need to get our National Guard troops back to our own affairs and protecting our national borders, not Iraq.|||He was elected... twice... get over it and get on with your "life"|||Dude you're the funniest guy ever....|||I loathe the guy, but I don't think this "resume" is entirely fair. Can you document, for instance, that the National guard thing was about a drug test?|||If even half of that is true then Dubbyah supporters are even more retarded than I thought.|||The first, close election was decided by the Supreme Court. He was elected as a war-time president the second time around, but the war was started based on lies and deception for the purpose of getting elected and securing the oil fields for the oil companies.





In 1965 I saw our new military vehicle at The US Army Transportation School in Ft. Eustis, VA. This vehicle used water as a fuel. In 1975 when there was no gas at the pump, I called the school and found there was no trace of the vehicle.





It would really have ruined things for the oil companies if we did not need oil to fuel our cars.





The Fox News video in the link below is about using water for fuel. From this you should know that as bad as GWB seems to be, there have been many people before him that are doing or have done a job on the American people.|||democracy. love it or hate it.





and a little help from the generous governor of florida.





(psst...i hear they're related!)|||Can't help but like the guy.|||He got to be president because he was voted into office by the citizens of the United States and in accordance with the Constitution.





Twice.





Still scratchin' your head? Must be lice......