Have you read GW Bush's resume?

RESUME


GEORGE W. BUSH


1600 Pennsylvania Avenue


Washington, DC 20520





EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE





LAW ENFORCEMENT


I was arrested


in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the


influence


of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license


suspended


for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not


available.





MILITARY


I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a


drug


test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas


Air


National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.





COLLEGE


I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a


cheerleader.





PAST WORK EXPERIENCE


I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business


in


Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any


oil


in


Texas.The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.





I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a


sweetheart deal that took


land


using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the


oil


industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.





ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS


I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making


Texas


the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced


Los


Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.





I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions


in


borrowed money.





I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American


history.





With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's


appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by


over


500,000 votes.





ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT





I am the first President in U.S.


history to enter office with a criminal


record.





I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one


billion


dollars per week.





I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.


I


shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I


set


an


economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month


period.


I


set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I


set


the


all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock


market.





In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and


that


trend continues every month.





I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any


administration


in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a


Chevron


oil


tanker named


after her.





I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.


President.


I am


the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most


corporate


campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one


of my


best


friends, Kenneth Lay, may he rest in peace, presided over the largest


corporate


bankruptcy fraud in 0U.S. history, Enron.





My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to


assure my


success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have


protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or


prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica


Lewinsky


affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate


rip-offs


in history.





I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and


refused


to


intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I


presided


over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.





I changed the U.S policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded


government


contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than


any


President in U.S. history.





I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in


the


history of the United States government.





I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.


history.





I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations


remove


the


U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.





I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.





I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"


detainees


and


thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva


Convention.





I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election


inspectors


(during the 2002 U.S. election).





I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any


President


since


the advent of television.





I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year


period.


After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst


security


failure in U.S. history.





I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center


attacks


and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the


world,


the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.





I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to


simultaneously


protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record


for


protests against any person in the history


of mankind.





I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,


pre-emptive


attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so


against


the


will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the


world


community.





I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in


duty


benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime.





In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking


Iraq


and then blamed the lies on our British friends.





I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans


(71%)


view


my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.





I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a


WMD.





I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden


[sic]


to


justice








RECORDS AND REFERENCES


All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's


library


sealed and unavailable for public view.





All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my


bankrupt


companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.





All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,


attended


regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for


public


review.|||What kind of American does not respect their elected president.|||http://www.lastdayswarning.clearwire.net/


I saw this site. It talks about nuclear war and says that it will come Sept. 12, 2006.


Whether you believe it or not the site is interesting.


You may believe or just have a laugh.


Take a look!|||It will never cease to amuse me how fixated the left is on Bush. He must rule their lives to go to so much effort for nothing.


Take a pill man, Bush's time in office is almost over. Hopefully, we'll get someone who is at least as good as him.|||Have now, thanks for posting, had seen before and lost it somehwere.





The revolution will not be televised!!!!!|||Not Bad. But he was not a cheerleader at Yale. He was a cheerleader for Phillips Academy in Andover, Mass. an elite prep school.|||You forgot the best part. Reading "My Pet Goat" while the towers were blown to smithereens.|||It's funny that you would bring up the Military. Yes he served in the Texas Air National Guard. As for the AWOL thing well that has been refuted. I'm sure you voted for clinton who wrote that he Loathed the Military what a commander in chief he was. Stop smearing the man and lets talk issues.|||I've always loved that one!





To your first answerer: What kind of American swallows everything without looking to see what it is first? It is the most patriotic who questions the government.|||Hey Liberal PUKE whats your resume????





Learned how to cry and whine when I was a baby and I mastered that so the LIberals gave me a job crying and whining because that's all we can do.|||And the sad thing is, it's all true, even though conservatives and Republicans won't admit it, as they won't admit their religion is a fraud.|||More liberal delusional rantings - they post these on almost every website, hoping again, with their delusional small mindedness - that repeating something often enough will be able to convince themselves that it is true. Old tired crap, they take one ounce of fact and mix in tanker loads of bull crap and think that they have the Gospel according to Karl Marx... same old same old from the left - nothing to offer in the way of discussion, ideas, or vision - just old tired bogus rumors and hatred - without this stuff, they would have nothing to say. It's why they have become so good at losing elections...|||Well seems i just have read it.