I want to be a world record holder but can't think of anything i could do.....any suggestions??

i have no obvious talent so need somehting which anyone can do (with training)|||there's a record of eating 5 ferrero rocher chocolates in 60 seconds ... u could prolly beat that|||Success is only an idea away I always said, and this just came to me reclining back in the ould bed, and tired out as well, too late, alas!! ( If I only had me time back again!) This is it THE LONG SPIT ??!?!?!?!?. Make up the rules yourself as you spit along. Copious mouthfuls of Saliva would be the essential component. Let me know how you get on now?. lol